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'''August 2007''' - [[Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns|Announcements Page]]
'''August 2007''' - [[Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns|Announcements Page]]
== Turbine Announcements ==
=== Teaser Images ===
:* [?? AC Mystics]
:* [?? ACvault]
:* [?? Dereth.info]
:* [?? Maggies]
:* [?? Warcry's CoD]


=== Teaser ===
== New Quests ==
{{Patch Announcements Links
* [[Amelia's Lost Toys]]
| Current = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=354-august-2007-corrupted-sovereigns&catid=73-2007&Itemid=68
* [[Aerbax's Prodigal Olthoi]]
| Original = http://ac.turbine.com/?page_id=546
* [[Aerbax's Prodigal Tusker]]
| Archive = Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns#Teaser
* [[Tanada House of Water's Directives]]
}}


=== Rollout ===
== Updated Quests ==
{{Patch Announcements Links
* [[Bobo's Medicine]] - The step with the orchid is now optional and now gives 10% pxp up to level 120 on hand-in to Kleooh.
| Current = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=355-august-2007-rollout-article&catid=73-2007&Itemid=68
* [[Composite Weapons Quest]] - You can now craft a Composite Atlatl.
| Original = http://ac.turbine.com/?page_id=548
* [[Composite Weapons Upgrade]] - The new Composite Atlatl can also now be upgraded.
| Archive = Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns#Rollout Article
}}


=== Release Notes ===
== New NPCs ==
{{Patch Announcements Links
* [[Amelia]]
| Current = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=353-august-2007-release-notes&catid=73-2007&Itemid=68
* [[Ethan Wintermaine]]
| Original = http://ac.turbine.com/?page_id=545
* [[Havala bint Mylos]]
| Archive = Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns#Release Notes
* Paradox Olthoi Refuge
}}
** [[Tikka]]
** [[Deena]]
** [[Crusher]]
** [[Sasha]]
** [[Miko]]
** [[Swift-Eye]]


== Discoveries ==
== New Locations ==
* [[Empty Paradox Olthoi Cave]]
* [[Paradox Olthoi Refuge]]
* [[Paradox-touched Valley Tent]]
* [[Paradox-touched Olthoi Queen's Lair]]
* [[Sealed Olthoi Passage]]
* [[Sealed Olthoi Passage (Door)]]
* [[Whispering Caverns]]


=== [[Town Crier]] Rumors ===
== Updated Locations ==
* [[Olthoi North]] - Now completely infested with [[Paradox Olthoi]].


''Viamontian Town Criers''
== New Items ==
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Armor]]
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Shield
| Tusker Skull Helm
}}


<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "There is some sort of Bloodless hunter or craftsman in the western town of Ayan Baqur who claims to be able to construct composite atlatls out of bits of hide and bone."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Currency Items]]
| Dark Tusker Paw
}}


Town Crier tells you, "There's a new ghost that has appeared to speak to adventurers in the Direlands Graveyard. It is not hostile, as far as we know."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Exchange Items]]
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Weapon Token
}}


Town Crier tells you, "There are rumors of a new Olthoi threat massing in the northeastern corner of the Bloodless lands..."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Housing Items]]
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Queen's Head
}}


Town Crier tells you, "More trouble from the apes? It appears the unrest on Tusker Island is spreading."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Objects]]
| Dark Tusker Shrine
}}


Town Crier tells you, "There is some sort of Bloodless hunter or craftsman in the western town of Ayan Baqur who claims to be able to construct composite atlatls out of bits of hide and bone."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Pet Items]]
| Amelia's Gargoyle Amulet
}}


Town Crier tells you, "Thrown weapon enthusiasts should seek out Havala bint Mylos in Ayan Baqur, who has written a manual on the construction of composite atlatls."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Quest Items]]
| Coruscating Olthoi Scent Gland
| Carapace Shard
| Prodigal Tusker's Token
| Amelia's Red Ball
| Amelia's Snowman Doll
| Amelia's Doll House
| Amelia's Green Ball
| Amelia's Toy Sword
| Amelia's Golem Doll
| Grievver Spike
| Carved Great Mattekar Horn
| Single Spine Grievver Spike Oil
| Double Spine Grievver Spike Oil
| Full Bottle of Grievver Spike Oil
| Composite Atlatl Arm
| Composite Atlatl Stave
| Fine Atlatl Handle
| Superb Atlatl Handle
| Exquisite Atlatl Handle
}}


Town Crier tells you, "Watch yourself. There are reports that Mudmouth, the Tusker agitator, plans some kind of mischief for lands beside his own benighted ape kingdom."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Text Items]]
| Directives
| Havala's Composite Atlatl Manual
}}


Town Crier tells you, "His Majesty is most interested in the unrest among the Olthoi in the northeastern corner of the Bloodless lands. Perhaps you should go there and investigate rumors of a new insect queen."
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Weapons]]
| Composite Atlatl with Fine Handle
| Composite Atlatl with Superb Handle
| Composite Atlatl with Exquisite Handle
| Composite Atlatl
| Composite Atlatl with Handle
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Atlatl
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Axe
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Katar
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Sword
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Spear
| Tusker Bone Sword
| Tusker Paw Wand
}}


Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report the presence of a new ghost in the Direlands Graveyard. It seems to be a little girl looking for help. Appearances can be deceiving, however. Should you journey to the graveyard to speak with her, be wary and alert at all times."
== New Pets ==
* [[Amelia's Pet Gargoyle]]


Town Crier tells you, "This pyreal appears to be stamped with the Bloodless Queen's royal mark. Well, the pyreal it's made of is appreciated at least."</font>
== New Titles ==
* [[Paradox-touched Queenslayer]]
* [[Prodigal Tusker Slayer]]
* [http://forums.ac.turbine.com/showpost.php?p=361028&postcount=22 Mudmouth Bane] (Event)


''Marae Lassel Town Criers''
== New Creatures ==
{{Creature Class|Paradox Olthoi
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Queen
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Warrior
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Eviscerator
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Lacerator
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Lancer
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Noble
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Ward Guardian
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Sentinel
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Slasher
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Swarm Eviscerator
| Paradox-touched Olthoi Ripper
}}
{{Creature Class|Tusker
| Chained Tusker
| Dark Bobo
| Imp
| Mudmouth
}}


<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report a strange new ghostly presence at the Direlands Graveyard."
== New Dialog ==
 
;Town Crier
Town Crier tells you, "There's more trouble brewing in the Olthoi lands in the northeast!"
{{Dialog|
 
''Viamontian Town Criers''
Town Crier tells you, "There's a huntress in Ayan Baqur who claims she has perfected techniques to construct a composite atlatl!"
 
Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report a strange new ghostly presence at the Direlands Graveyard."
 
Town Crier tells you, "Has there been any further news from the creatures of Tusker Island? There are rumors that the agitation on Tusker Island may spread to the mainland."
 
Town Crier tells you, "We have received word of a new ghost appearing in the Direlands Graveyard. The ghost seems to be a little girl, looking for help."
 
Town Crier tells you, "Havala bint Mylos of Ayan Baqur claims she has perfected a way to construct composite atlatls. She's written a book about it, apparently."
 
Town Crier tells you, "There is word that a new Olthoi Queen is causing trouble in the Olthoi-plagued lands in the northeast corner of Dereth."
 
Town Crier tells you, "There are reports that Mudmouth, the Tusker advisor who has caused so much trouble on Aphus Lassal, is planning to cause trouble on the mainland now..."</font>
 
----
 
=== [[Ulgrim]] Rumors ===
 
''Free Rumors:''
 
<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Death comes to visit all of us, my benighted little friend. But I'm the only one with booze strong enough to make him forget why he came to visit."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's a ghostly little girl in the Direlands Graveyard, did you hear? Why's she hanging out in the graveyard? Only dead people there, and dead people are no fun."
|Town Crier tells you, "There is some sort of Bloodless hunter or craftsman in the western town of Ayan Baqur who claims to be able to construct composite atlatls out of bits of hide and bone."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'd go and find out what's going on with those Olthoi in the northeast myself, but acid burns and puncture wounds really mess with my wardrobe."
|Town Crier tells you, "There's a new ghost that has appeared to speak to adventurers in the Direlands Graveyard. It is not hostile, as far as we know."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've figured out who's behind all the agitation among the Banderlings, Tuskers, Olthoi, Drudges, and whatnot. It's Queen Elysa herself! She's getting bored without extradimensional demons to fight!"
|Town Crier tells you, "There are rumors of a new Olthoi threat massing in the northeastern corner of the Bloodless lands..."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Is summer over yet? Gosh it's hot. You know what's good about being this hot? Gives you an excuse to drink! Not that I need an excuse, mind you. No, all I need is a kind pilgrim to fetch me a mug of Berkholt's stout."
|Town Crier tells you, "More trouble from the apes? It appears the unrest on Tusker Island is spreading."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Not the brightest wand in the pile, are you?"</font>


''Stout Rumors:''
|Town Crier tells you, "Thrown weapon enthusiasts should seek out Havala bint Mylos in Ayan Baqur, who has written a manual on the construction of composite atlatls."


<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know who I got a postcard from the other day? Aerbax! I'd almost forgotten about him! I wonder what he's been up to lately? He's pretty polite and cordial, for an amoral butcher and vivisectionist."
|Town Crier tells you, "Watch yourself. There are reports that Mudmouth, the Tusker agitator, plans some kind of mischief for lands beside his own benighted ape kingdom."


<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a U!"
|Town Crier tells you, "His Majesty is most interested in the unrest among the Olthoi in the northeastern corner of the Bloodless lands. Perhaps you should go there and investigate rumors of a new insect queen."
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme an L!"
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a GR!"
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a I!"
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gimme a M!"
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What does that spell?"
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Right! Grumli, my invisible pet chicken. Have you seen him around?"
<br>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I keep calling out his name with the letters all jumbled, just the way he likes it, but he hasn't come home."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, if you happen to trip over him let me know."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mudmouth's up to what, now? Honestly, I bet he'd settle down if someone would be kind enough to get him a banana daiquiri. No, wait, what's a banana daiquiri? I don't think those have been invented here yet."
|Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report the presence of a new ghost in the Direlands Graveyard. It seems to be a little girl looking for help. Appearances can be deceiving, however. Should you journey to the graveyard to speak with her, be wary and alert at all times."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, sometimes I kind of miss Claude."
'''Marae Lassel Town Criers'''
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't tell anyone I said that or I'll turn you into a mug of stout and drink you."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't bother me! I'm working on a new grenade design. When it hits its target, it bursts and turns everything in a six-yard radius into stout. Next I'll work on one that turns everything into salted pretzels."
|Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report a strange new ghostly presence at the Direlands Graveyard."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You the man!"
|Town Crier tells you, "There's more trouble brewing in the Olthoi lands in the northeast!"
You say, "No, You the man!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You're right, I am."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Some mage called me a gimp the other day."
|Town Crier tells you, "There's a huntress in Ayan Baqur who claims she has perfected techniques to construct a composite atlatl!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I asked him what a gimp was and he said "You, Gimpy! What kind of a gimp mage has a 40 Focus?""
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So I portaled him to that new valley everyone is talking about to find out what kind of mage he is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I guess he didn't realize that I had used a few attribute transfer gems... What a gimp."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There aren't a lot of stimulating people to talk to around here."
|Town Crier tells you, "Has there been any further news from the creatures of Tusker Island? There are rumors that the agitation on Tusker Island may spread to the mainland."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I don't mean you of course, you're fascinating."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you ever wonder where the eggs we eat come from? And what about the supposed chicken our cooks make? I don't eat either of them... just in case."
|Town Crier tells you, "We have received word of a new ghost appearing in the Direlands Graveyard. The ghost seems to be a little girl, looking for help."


Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I bet you didn't know that some magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
|Town Crier tells you, "Havala bint Mylos of Ayan Baqur claims she has perfected a way to construct composite atlatls. She's written a book about it, apparently."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I sure didn't."</font>


----
|Town Crier tells you, "There is word that a new Olthoi Queen is causing trouble in the Olthoi-plagued lands in the northeast corner of Dereth."


=== New [[Quests]] ===
|Town Crier tells you, "There are reports that Mudmouth, the Tusker advisor who has caused so much trouble on Aphus Lassal, is planning to cause trouble on the mainland now..."
*[[Aerbax's Prodigal Olthoi]]
*[[Aerbax's Prodigal Tusker]]
*[[Bobo's Medicine]] Updated


----
;Ulgrim the Unpleasant


=== New [[NPCs]] ===
''Free Rumors''


|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Death comes to visit all of us, my benighted little friend. But I'm the only one with booze strong enough to make him forget why he came to visit."


----
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's a ghostly little girl in the Direlands Graveyard, did you hear? Why's she hanging out in the graveyard? Only dead people there, and dead people are no fun."


=== New [[Locations]] ===
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'd go and find out what's going on with those Olthoi in the northeast myself, but acid burns and puncture wounds really mess with my wardrobe."


|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've figured out who's behind all the agitation among the Banderlings, Tuskers, Olthoi, Drudges, and whatnot. It's Queen Elysa herself! She's getting bored without extradimensional demons to fight!"


----
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Is summer over yet? Gosh it's hot. You know what's good about being this hot? Gives you an excuse to drink! Not that I need an excuse, mind you. No, all I need is a kind pilgrim to fetch me a mug of Berkholt's stout."
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Not the brightest wand in the pile, are you?"


=== New [[Items]] ===
''Stout Rumors''


{{Item Table
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know who I got a postcard from the other day? Aerbax! I'd almost forgotten about him! I wonder what he's been up to lately? He's pretty polite and cordial, for an amoral butcher and vivisectionist."
|Caption=Aerbax's Prodigal Olthoi Quest
|Coruscating Olthoi Scent Gland
|Small Olthoi Venom Sac
|Carapace Shard
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Queen's Head
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Weapon Token
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Atlatl
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Axe
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Katar
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Sword
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Spear
|Braced Mana Forge Key
|Paradox-touched Olthoi Shield
}}


{{Item Table
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mudmouth's up to what, now? Honestly, I bet he'd settle down if someone would be kind enough to get him a banana daiquiri. No, wait, what's a banana daiquiri? I don't think those have been invented here yet."
|Caption=Aerbax's Prodigal Tusker Quest
|Dark Tusker Paw
|Prodigal Tusker's Token
|Tusker Skull Helm
|Tusker Bone Sword
|Tusker Paw Wand
}}


|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, sometimes I kind of miss Claude."
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't tell anyone I said that or I'll turn you into a mug of stout and drink you."


{{Item Table
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't bother me! I'm working on a new grenade design. When it hits its target, it bursts and turns everything in a six-yard radius into stout. Next I'll work on one that turns everything into salted pretzels."
|Caption=Bobo's Medicine
|King's Crown
|King's Crown Infusion
}}
}}


----
== Related Articles ==
 
* [[Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns#Teaser|Teaser]]
=== New [[Creatures]] ===
* [[Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns#Rollout Article|Rollout Article]]
 
* [[Announcements - 2007/08 - Corrupted Sovereigns#Release Notes|Release Notes]]
----


=== Splash Screen ===
== Media ==
[[File:Corrupted Sovereigns Splash Screen.jpg]]
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File:Teaser 200708ACVault.jpg|acvault.ign.com
File:Teaser 200708JackCat.jpg|thejackcat.com
File:Teaser 200708ACHeaven.jpg|acheaven.buwahaha.com
File:Teaser 200708Mystics.jpg|ac.mystics.de
File:Teaser 200708Warcry.jpg|ac.warcry.com
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August 2007 - Announcements Page

New Quests

Updated Quests

New NPCs

New Locations

Updated Locations

New Items

Armor

Paradox-touched Olthoi Shield Tusker Skull Helm

Currency Items

Dark Tusker Paw

Exchange Items

Paradox-touched Olthoi Weapon Token

Housing Items

Paradox-touched Olthoi Queen's Head

Objects

Dark Tusker Shrine

Pet Items

Amelia's Gargoyle Amulet

Quest Items

Coruscating Olthoi Scent Gland Carapace Shard Prodigal Tusker's Token Amelia's Red Ball Amelia's Snowman Doll Amelia's Doll House Amelia's Green Ball Amelia's Toy Sword Amelia's Golem Doll Grievver Spike Carved Great Mattekar Horn Single Spine Grievver Spike Oil Double Spine Grievver Spike Oil Full Bottle of Grievver Spike Oil Composite Atlatl Arm Composite Atlatl Stave Fine Atlatl Handle Superb Atlatl Handle Exquisite Atlatl Handle

Text Items

Directives Havala's Composite Atlatl Manual

Weapons

File:Composite Atlatl with Fine Handle Icon.png Composite Atlatl with Fine HandleFile:Composite Atlatl with Superb Handle Icon.png Composite Atlatl with Superb Handle Composite Atlatl with Exquisite Handle Composite Atlatl Composite Atlatl with Handle Paradox-touched Olthoi Atlatl Paradox-touched Olthoi Axe Paradox-touched Olthoi Katar Paradox-touched Olthoi Sword Paradox-touched Olthoi Spear Tusker Bone Sword Tusker Paw Wand

New Pets

New Titles

New Creatures

Paradox Olthoi

Tusker

New Dialog

Town Crier

Viamontian Town Criers

Town Crier tells you, "There is some sort of Bloodless hunter or craftsman in the western town of Ayan Baqur who claims to be able to construct composite atlatls out of bits of hide and bone."

Town Crier tells you, "There's a new ghost that has appeared to speak to adventurers in the Direlands Graveyard. It is not hostile, as far as we know."

Town Crier tells you, "There are rumors of a new Olthoi threat massing in the northeastern corner of the Bloodless lands..."

Town Crier tells you, "More trouble from the apes? It appears the unrest on Tusker Island is spreading."

Town Crier tells you, "Thrown weapon enthusiasts should seek out Havala bint Mylos in Ayan Baqur, who has written a manual on the construction of composite atlatls."

Town Crier tells you, "Watch yourself. There are reports that Mudmouth, the Tusker agitator, plans some kind of mischief for lands beside his own benighted ape kingdom."

Town Crier tells you, "His Majesty is most interested in the unrest among the Olthoi in the northeastern corner of the Bloodless lands. Perhaps you should go there and investigate rumors of a new insect queen."

Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report the presence of a new ghost in the Direlands Graveyard. It seems to be a little girl looking for help. Appearances can be deceiving, however. Should you journey to the graveyard to speak with her, be wary and alert at all times."

Marae Lassel Town Criers

Town Crier tells you, "Scouts report a strange new ghostly presence at the Direlands Graveyard."

Town Crier tells you, "There's more trouble brewing in the Olthoi lands in the northeast!"

Town Crier tells you, "There's a huntress in Ayan Baqur who claims she has perfected techniques to construct a composite atlatl!"

Town Crier tells you, "Has there been any further news from the creatures of Tusker Island? There are rumors that the agitation on Tusker Island may spread to the mainland."

Town Crier tells you, "We have received word of a new ghost appearing in the Direlands Graveyard. The ghost seems to be a little girl, looking for help."

Town Crier tells you, "Havala bint Mylos of Ayan Baqur claims she has perfected a way to construct composite atlatls. She's written a book about it, apparently."

Town Crier tells you, "There is word that a new Olthoi Queen is causing trouble in the Olthoi-plagued lands in the northeast corner of Dereth."

Town Crier tells you, "There are reports that Mudmouth, the Tusker advisor who has caused so much trouble on Aphus Lassal, is planning to cause trouble on the mainland now..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant

Free Rumors

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Death comes to visit all of us, my benighted little friend. But I'm the only one with booze strong enough to make him forget why he came to visit."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's a ghostly little girl in the Direlands Graveyard, did you hear? Why's she hanging out in the graveyard? Only dead people there, and dead people are no fun."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'd go and find out what's going on with those Olthoi in the northeast myself, but acid burns and puncture wounds really mess with my wardrobe."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've figured out who's behind all the agitation among the Banderlings, Tuskers, Olthoi, Drudges, and whatnot. It's Queen Elysa herself! She's getting bored without extradimensional demons to fight!"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Is summer over yet? Gosh it's hot. You know what's good about being this hot? Gives you an excuse to drink! Not that I need an excuse, mind you. No, all I need is a kind pilgrim to fetch me a mug of Berkholt's stout."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Not the brightest wand in the pile, are you?"

Stout Rumors

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know who I got a postcard from the other day? Aerbax! I'd almost forgotten about him! I wonder what he's been up to lately? He's pretty polite and cordial, for an amoral butcher and vivisectionist."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mudmouth's up to what, now? Honestly, I bet he'd settle down if someone would be kind enough to get him a banana daiquiri. No, wait, what's a banana daiquiri? I don't think those have been invented here yet."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, sometimes I kind of miss Claude."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't tell anyone I said that or I'll turn you into a mug of stout and drink you."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't bother me! I'm working on a new grenade design. When it hits its target, it bursts and turns everything in a six-yard radius into stout. Next I'll work on one that turns everything into salted pretzels."

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