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'''September 2009''' - [[Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine|Announcements Page]]
'''September 2009''' - [[Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine|Announcements Page]]
== Turbine Announcements ==
=== Teaser Images ===
:* [[:File:Teaser 200909ACCW.jpg|Asheron.info]]
:: [[File:Teaser 200909ACCW.jpg|200px]]
:* [http://ac.mystics.de/news/2377/exklusives-teaserbild-fuer-den-september/ AC Mystics]
:* [http://acvault.ign.com/screenshots/?ss=10784 ACvault]
:* [http://www.dereth.info/index.php?ind=gallery&op=foto_show&ida=42 Dereth.info]
:* [http://ac.warcry.com/images/view/59827 Warcry's CoD]


=== Teaser ===
Patch Size: 908k (Client: 4,480k)
{{Patch Announcements Links
|  Current = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=496-cogs-in-the-machine
| Original = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=496-cogs-in-the-machine
|  Archive = Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Teaser
}}


=== Rollout ===
== New Quests ==
{{Patch Announcements Links
* [[Unleash the Gearknights]]
|  Current = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=500-september-2009-rollout-fiction
* [[Thugs Part IV]]
| Original = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=500-september-2009-rollout-fiction
|  Archive = Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Rollout Article
}}


=== Release Notes ===
== Updated Quests ==
{{Patch Announcements Links
* [[Dereth Exploration]] - 10 new Markers were added.
|  Current = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=495-september-2009-release-notes
* [[Monthly Game Hunter]] - New creatures to hunt:
| Original = http://ac.turbine.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=495-september-2009-release-notes
** [[Olthoi Swarm Legionary|Olthoi Swarm Legionaries]].
|  Archive = Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Release Notes
** [[Olthoi Swarm Noble]]s.
}}
** [[Olthoi Primordial]]s.
** [[Paradox-touched Olthoi Slasher]]s.
** [[Olthoi Slayer]]s.


== Discoveries ==
== New NPCs ==
Patch Size: 908k (Client: 4,480k)
* [[Hei Shou]]
* [[Nurino]]


=== [[Town Crier]] Rumors ===
== New Locations ==
''Free Rumors'':
* [[Reaving Facility]]
:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Fall is in the air!  See the leaves turn color.  Feel the crispness in the air.  Smell the cider brewing.  Run from the scarecrows that always seem to get riled up this time of year."</font><br>
** [[Arrival Chamber]]


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Have you gone to see Sean the Speedy yet to hear about the next set of Explorers' Society map markers to find?"</font><br>
== Updated Locations ==
* [[Lord Rytheran's Private Sanctum]] - An [[Ancient Chest]] added near the end that contains a [[Strange Mana Gem]].


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "It sounds like the poor Woron family in Baishi needs a little more assistance."</font><br>
== New Items ==
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Armor]]
| Gear Shield
| Coat of Darkness
| Leggings of Darkness
| Gauntlets of Darkness
| Helm of Darkness
| Sollerets of Darkness
}}


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "News! Rand the Hunter has updated his creature bounties.  Find him in Holtburg to see what he's marked this time."</font><br>
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Keys]]
  | Arrival Chamber Key
}}


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "The Arcanum seeks to learn more about the mysterious clockwork soldiers! Seek out Nurino above Xarabydun to see how you can help."</font><br>
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Objects]]
  | Cooking Vat
| Mixing Basin
| Lock
| Open Book (Gear Knight Parts)
}}


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Word is that a scholar has appeared in Eastham who's particularly interested in an Apostate facility in northwestern Dereth."</font><br>
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Quest Items]]
| Aetherium Core Fragment
| Bottle A
| Bottle B
| Bottle C
| Bottle D
| Pile of random parts
| Strange Mana Gem
}}


''Pyreal Rumors:''
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Text Items]]
:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "All you map hounds are encouraged to see Sean the Speedy in Holtburg.  Word is he's got a thing for, ahem, tall buildings this month."</font><br>
| Large Empyrean Tome
| Interactions and Observations, 'Gear Knights'
}}


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Carolyn and Ries Woron are grateful for the assistance they have received from intrepid adventurers like yourself, but it seems they need further help.  Find them in Baishi if you are so inclined."</font><br>
{{Item Table|Caption=[[Unwieldable Items]]
| Sword of the Unknown Warrior
}}


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Have you spoken to Nurino the Arcanum researcher above Xarabydun?  He thinks there are clues about the nature of the clockwork soldiers, or Gear Knights as he calls them, in the cave where the desperados threatening Baishi and Lin were holed up."</font><br>
== New Titles ==
* [[Sky Diver]]


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "Rand the Hunter has marked a new set of creatures for bounties. This time I hear he's in a bug-stomping mood. Find him in Holtburg if you feel up to the task."</font><br>
== New Creatures ==
{{Creature Class|Gear Knight
| Iron Blade Arrival Guard
| Iron Blade Lieutenant
}}
{{Creature Class|Simulacrum
  | Reaver Simulacrum
}}
{{Creature Class|Virindi
  | Apostate Reaving Master
}}


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "We've heard there are some interesting reports about the Apostates mucking around with those rumored clockwork soldiers that no one's seen before.  Speak with the Arcanum scholar Hei Shou at the scribe's shop in Eastham to learn more."</font><br>
== New Dialog ==
'''Town Crier'''


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Town Crier tells you, "You can tell the seasons are turning from the changes among the animals and from the chilly breezes in the evenings.  This also means festival season is coming up!"</font><br>
''Free Rumors''


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{{Dialog|
|Town Crier tells you, "Fall is in the air!  See the leaves turn color.  Feel the crispness in the air.  Smell the cider brewing.  Run from the scarecrows that always seem to get riled up this time of year."


=== [[Ulgrim]] Rumors ===
|Town Crier tells you, "Have you gone to see Sean the Speedy yet to hear about the next set of Explorers' Society map markers to find?"


''Free Rumors'':
|Town Crier tells you, "It sounds like the poor Woron family in Baishi needs a little more assistance."
:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "All this time I thought the Apostate Virindi were fixing to capture us all and drain the life out of us.  Turns out we're not the target this time.  I could tell you more, but I'd rather drain the life out of a mug of stout.  So anything you can do to help that initiative along..."</font><br>


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I think Sean the Speedy's running out of places to mark, because he's gone for some of the hard-to-miss sites now."</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "News!  Rand the Hunter has updated his creature bounties.  Find him in Holtburg to see what he's marked this time."


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Nurino?  Nice guy, but I think the fumes from Xarabydun are getting to him.  A suit of armor fell on him in the royal palace and now he thinks he sees 'Gear Knights' everywhere.  Take it from me, he's crazy, and I know crazy."</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "The Arcanum seeks to learn more about the mysterious clockwork soldiers!  Seek out Nurino above Xarabydun to see how you can help."


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, it's fall.  That's good, I was getting tired of summer.  All the heat makes me thirsty.  Wait, no, I'm still thirsty.  That's a hint, kid, get me some stout."</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "Word is that a scholar has appeared in Eastham who's particularly interested in an Apostate facility in northwestern Dereth."


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You may be looking forward to festival season, but I'm not.  It seems like every year bad stuff starts happening around then.  Like all the bad guys in Dereth save all their big plans for the times when it's most festive.  That just seems mean-spiritedIt'd be much kinder to make trouble in the summer, when the cool dungeon air will be a nice break from the heat."</font><br>
''Pyreal Rumors''
|Town Crier tells you, "All you map hounds are encouraged to see Sean the Speedy in HoltburgWord is he's got a thing for, ahem, tall buildings this month."


''Stout Rumors:''
|Town Crier tells you, "Carolyn and Ries Woron are grateful for the assistance they have received from intrepid adventurers like yourself, but it seems they need further helpFind them in Baishi if you are so inclined."
:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Clockwork soldiers?  Yeah, rightNow pull the other one, it's got bells on."</font><br>


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you know my face is on the Soul Staff?"</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "Have you spoken to Nurino the Arcanum researcher above Xarabydun? He thinks there are clues about the nature of the clockwork soldiers, or Gear Knights as he calls them, in the cave where the desperados threatening Baishi and Lin were holed up."
:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yup, I'm immortalized! It's the third face down. Some people may claim it's the guy who created the staff, but he's nobody and I'm famous."</font><br>


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Fall has come back around! My favorite time of yearTime to gather the lads and throw around the old pigskin. Wait, what do you mean there are no pigs in Dereth?  Where the heck has my bacon been coming from, then?"</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "Rand the Hunter has marked a new set of creatures for bounties. This time I hear he's in a bug-stomping moodFind him in Holtburg if you feel up to the task."


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "For some reason, sky diving is on my mind.  Ever been sky diving?  It's the greatestLet me tell you about a spell I cooked up once, called 'Portal to Teth'..."</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "We've heard there are some interesting reports about the Apostates mucking around with those rumored clockwork soldiers that no one's seen beforeSpeak with the Arcanum scholar Hei Shou at the scribe's shop in Eastham to learn more."


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I was just in Eastham the other day, talking to Hei Shou, and she had an interesting theory about what the Apostate Virindi are really up toAs soon as I realized that her theory had nothing to do with applesauce, though, I dismissed it as the unfocused ravings of a crank."</font><br>
|Town Crier tells you, "You can tell the seasons are turning from the changes among the animals and from the chilly breezes in the eveningsThis also means festival season is coming up!"


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress story.  Like I heard about how poor Ries Woron had his wife kidnapped by those bandits.  Chivalrous as I am, I swooped in there and took her from the kidnappers.  I'll release her as soon as Ries pays me with her weight in stout... I mean, that's only fair, right?"</font><br>
'''Ulgrim the Unpleasant'''


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, really, I know exactly what the Apostates are up to.  They're going to flay us all and harvest our organs so they can appear more human.  I told Claude he couldn't possibly pass for a human without organs, and ever since he's been muttering about how 'More organs equals more human' or something like that."</font><br>
''Free Rumors''


:<font color=darkgoldenrod>Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What, no more strange and awful developments from the town of Mar'uun? I admit, for all that I called them attention-needy gits in the past, I miss their misadventures."</font><br>
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "All this time I thought the Apostate Virindi were fixing to capture us all and drain the life out of us.  Turns out we're not the target this time. I could tell you more, but I'd rather drain the life out of a mug of stout.  So anything you can do to help that initiative along..."


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|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I think Sean the Speedy's running out of places to mark, because he's gone for some of the hard-to-miss sites now."


=== New [[Quests]] ===
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Nurino?  Nice guy, but I think the fumes from Xarabydun are getting to him.  A suit of armor fell on him in the royal palace and now he thinks he sees 'Gear Knights' everywhere.  Take it from me, he's crazy, and I know crazy."
* [[Gear Knight Arrival]]
* [[Thugs Part IV]] ([[Gear Knight Parts]])


==== Live Events ====
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, it's fall.  That's good, I was getting tired of summer.  All the heat makes me thirsty.  Wait, no, I'm still thirsty.  That's a hint, kid, get me some stout."


|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You may be looking forward to festival season, but I'm not.  It seems like every year bad stuff starts happening around then.  Like all the bad guys in Dereth save all their big plans for the times when it's most festive.  That just seems mean-spirited.  It'd be much kinder to make trouble in the summer, when the cool dungeon air will be a nice break from the heat."


==== Updated Quests ====
''Stout Rumors''
* [[Dereth Exploration]] - 10 new Markers were added.
* [[Monthly Game Hunter]] - New creatures to hunt:
*# [[Olthoi Swarm Legionary|Olthoi Swarm Legionaries]].
*# [[Olthoi Swarm Noble]]s.
*# [[Olthoi Primordial]]s.
*# [[Paradox-touched Olthoi Slasher]]s.
*# [[Olthoi Slayer]]s.


----
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Clockwork soldiers?  Yeah, right.  Now pull the other one, it's got bells on."


=== New [[NPCs]] ===
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Fall has come back around!  My favorite time of year. Time to gather the lads and throw around the old pigskin. Wait, what do you mean there are no pigs in Dereth?  Where the heck has my bacon been coming from, then?"
* [[Hei Shou]] - 17.5N 63.5E in [[Eastham]]
* [[Nurino]] - 41.6S 15.8E in [[Xarabydun]]


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|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "For some reason, sky diving is on my mind.  Ever been sky diving?  It's the greatest.  Let me tell you about a spell I cooked up once, called 'Portal to Teth'..."


=== New [[Locations]] ===
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I was just in Eastham the other day, talking to Hei Shou, and she had an interesting theory about what the Apostate Virindi are really up to.  As soon as I realized that her theory had nothing to do with applesauce, though, I dismissed it as the unfocused ravings of a crank."
* [[Reaving Facility]] - 40.1N, 50.9W near [[Plateau Village]] - 150+ Portal inside a burrow - Speak to [[Hei Shou]] for flag?
* [[Arrival Chamber]] - Inside [[Reaving Facility]]


==== Updated Locations ====
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress story.  Like I heard about how poor Ries Woron had his wife kidnapped by those bandits.  Chivalrous as I am, I swooped in there and took her from the kidnappers.  I'll release her as soon as Ries pays me with her weight in stout... I mean, that's only fair, right?"
* [[Lord Rytheran's Private Sanctum]] - An [[Ancient Chest]] added near the end that contains a [[Strange Mana Gem]].


----
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, really, I know exactly what the Apostates are up to.  They're going to flay us all and harvest our organs so they can appear more human.  I told Claude he couldn't possibly pass for a human without organs, and ever since he's been muttering about how 'More organs equals more human' or something like that."


=== New [[Items]] ===
|Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What, no more strange and awful developments from the town of Mar'uun? I admit, for all that I called them attention-needy gits in the past, I miss their misadventures."
{{Item Table
| Caption=[[Gear Knight Arrival]]
| Arrival Chamber Key
  | Aetherium Core Fragment
}}


{{Item Table
| Caption=[[Gear Knight Parts]]
| Pile of random parts
| Strange Mana Gem
| Large Empyrean Tome
| Interactions and Observations, 'Gear Knights'
| Gear Shield
| Coat of Darkness
| Leggings of Darkness
| Gauntlets of Darkness
| Helm of Darkness
| Sollerets of Darkness
}}
}}


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== Related Articles ==
* [[Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Teaser|Teaser]]
* [[Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Rollout Article|Rollout Article]]
* [[Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Release Notes|Release Notes]]
* [[Announcements - 2009/09 - Cogs in the Machine#Developer Comments|Developer Comments]]


=== New [[Titles]] ===
== Media ==
* [[Sky Diver]]
<gallery>
 
File:Teaser 200909ACCW.jpg|ACCWiki's Teaser Image - "Chamber2"
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File:Teaser 200909ACVault.jpg|ACvault's Teaser Image
 
File:Teaser 200909DerethInfo.jpg|Dereth.info's Teaser Image
=== New [[Creatures]] ===
File:Teaser 200909Mystics.jpg|AC Mystics' Teaser Image
{{Creature Class|Gear Knight
File:Cogs in the Machine Splash Screen.jpg|Splash Screen
| Iron Blade Arrival Guard
File:Portaldat 200909.png|Portal.dat
| Iron Blade Lieutenant
}}
 
{{Creature Class|Simulacrum
| Reaver Simulacrum
}}
 
{{Creature Class|Virindi
| Apostate Reaving Master
}}
 
==== Seasonal [[Creatures]] ====
* [[Scarecrow]]s, [[Pumpkin Lord]]s and [[Harvest Reaper]]s are back.
 
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=== Images ===
<gallery widths=300px heights=300px perrow=2>
File:Gear Shield Reward Live.jpg|[[Gear Shield]]
File:Armor of Darkness Set Live.jpg|[[Armor of Darkness]]
</gallery>
</gallery>


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[[Category:Events]]
 
=== [[Known Issues]] ===
* As part of the [[Gear Knight Parts]] quest, you must have done the [[Collegium Occultus Ring Quest]] at least once to enter one of the dungeons. Because the ring isn't that great, quite a few people have town criered a seal from the quest rather than complete the quest. The NPC will not give a new one so you are stuck and cannot get flagged. Some people have had success getting an envoy to fix it for them, but others have not had any response.
* A bug was introduced with item IDs. As a result, many Decal plugins will not save settings involving items in your inventory. Also, chests in the game that are supposed to spawn particular items may not spawn those items. There have been reports that often the mana forge chests are empty, so it is advised that everyone ID the chest before pulling it to ensure that it actually has items inside. '''Update: this bug has been hotfixed and should be fixed.''' [http://forums.ac.turbine.com/showthread.php?t=43468]
 
==== [[Typos]] ====
 
* Nurino tells you, "... his Library.  if [sic] you happend to find..." -- "if" should be capitalized.
 
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=== Splash Screen ===
[[File:Cogs in the Machine Splash Screen.jpg]]
 
[[Category:Patch]]

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September 2009 - Announcements Page

Patch Size: 908k (Client: 4,480k)

New Quests

Updated Quests

New NPCs

New Locations

Updated Locations

New Items

Gear Shield Coat of Darkness Leggings of Darkness Gauntlets of Darkness Helm of Darkness Sollerets of Darkness

Arrival Chamber Key

Cooking Vat Mixing Basin Lock Open Book (Gear Knight Parts)

Aetherium Core Fragment Bottle A Bottle B Bottle C Bottle D Pile of random parts Strange Mana Gem

Large Empyrean Tome Interactions and Observations, 'Gear Knights'

Sword of the Unknown Warrior

New Titles

New Creatures

Gear Knight

Simulacrum

Virindi

New Dialog

Town Crier

Free Rumors

Town Crier tells you, "Fall is in the air! See the leaves turn color. Feel the crispness in the air. Smell the cider brewing. Run from the scarecrows that always seem to get riled up this time of year."

Town Crier tells you, "Have you gone to see Sean the Speedy yet to hear about the next set of Explorers' Society map markers to find?"

Town Crier tells you, "It sounds like the poor Woron family in Baishi needs a little more assistance."

Town Crier tells you, "News! Rand the Hunter has updated his creature bounties. Find him in Holtburg to see what he's marked this time."

Town Crier tells you, "The Arcanum seeks to learn more about the mysterious clockwork soldiers! Seek out Nurino above Xarabydun to see how you can help."

Town Crier tells you, "Word is that a scholar has appeared in Eastham who's particularly interested in an Apostate facility in northwestern Dereth."

Pyreal Rumors

Town Crier tells you, "All you map hounds are encouraged to see Sean the Speedy in Holtburg. Word is he's got a thing for, ahem, tall buildings this month."

Town Crier tells you, "Carolyn and Ries Woron are grateful for the assistance they have received from intrepid adventurers like yourself, but it seems they need further help. Find them in Baishi if you are so inclined."

Town Crier tells you, "Have you spoken to Nurino the Arcanum researcher above Xarabydun? He thinks there are clues about the nature of the clockwork soldiers, or Gear Knights as he calls them, in the cave where the desperados threatening Baishi and Lin were holed up."

Town Crier tells you, "Rand the Hunter has marked a new set of creatures for bounties. This time I hear he's in a bug-stomping mood. Find him in Holtburg if you feel up to the task."

Town Crier tells you, "We've heard there are some interesting reports about the Apostates mucking around with those rumored clockwork soldiers that no one's seen before. Speak with the Arcanum scholar Hei Shou at the scribe's shop in Eastham to learn more."

Town Crier tells you, "You can tell the seasons are turning from the changes among the animals and from the chilly breezes in the evenings. This also means festival season is coming up!"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant

Free Rumors

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "All this time I thought the Apostate Virindi were fixing to capture us all and drain the life out of us. Turns out we're not the target this time. I could tell you more, but I'd rather drain the life out of a mug of stout. So anything you can do to help that initiative along..."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I think Sean the Speedy's running out of places to mark, because he's gone for some of the hard-to-miss sites now."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Nurino? Nice guy, but I think the fumes from Xarabydun are getting to him. A suit of armor fell on him in the royal palace and now he thinks he sees 'Gear Knights' everywhere. Take it from me, he's crazy, and I know crazy."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, it's fall. That's good, I was getting tired of summer. All the heat makes me thirsty. Wait, no, I'm still thirsty. That's a hint, kid, get me some stout."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You may be looking forward to festival season, but I'm not. It seems like every year bad stuff starts happening around then. Like all the bad guys in Dereth save all their big plans for the times when it's most festive. That just seems mean-spirited. It'd be much kinder to make trouble in the summer, when the cool dungeon air will be a nice break from the heat."

Stout Rumors

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Clockwork soldiers? Yeah, right. Now pull the other one, it's got bells on."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Fall has come back around! My favorite time of year. Time to gather the lads and throw around the old pigskin. Wait, what do you mean there are no pigs in Dereth? Where the heck has my bacon been coming from, then?"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "For some reason, sky diving is on my mind. Ever been sky diving? It's the greatest. Let me tell you about a spell I cooked up once, called 'Portal to Teth'..."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I was just in Eastham the other day, talking to Hei Shou, and she had an interesting theory about what the Apostate Virindi are really up to. As soon as I realized that her theory had nothing to do with applesauce, though, I dismissed it as the unfocused ravings of a crank."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress story. Like I heard about how poor Ries Woron had his wife kidnapped by those bandits. Chivalrous as I am, I swooped in there and took her from the kidnappers. I'll release her as soon as Ries pays me with her weight in stout... I mean, that's only fair, right?"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No, really, I know exactly what the Apostates are up to. They're going to flay us all and harvest our organs so they can appear more human. I told Claude he couldn't possibly pass for a human without organs, and ever since he's been muttering about how 'More organs equals more human' or something like that."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What, no more strange and awful developments from the town of Mar'uun? I admit, for all that I called them attention-needy gits in the past, I miss their misadventures."

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