Jester's Cards

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Quest Summary
Quest type
XP Reward
XP Cap
Item Reward
Title Reward
Starting location Graveyard
Timer
Level Restrictions
Level Suggestions
Introduced in Upping the Ante

Walk Through

  1. Speak to the Jester, he spawns randomly in the Graveyard. He onlys stays in one spot for a brief period before portaling off to another spot. (Jester says, "Ooo, what's over there?")
  2. ??

Items

Lore & Dialog

Jester tells you, "Hey there little person. Have you seen my cards around? I had two decks, but I can't seem to find them. I probably put them down somewhere when I was talking to the lalas."
Jester tells you, "It's too bad, I think much more clearly when I can focus on something like my cards or puzzles and games and..."
Jester tells you, "Hey there little person! Gosh you people are everywhere. I was just talking to one of you."
Jester tells you, "If you find a whole deck of cards can you bring it back for me? I promise I won't turn you into a frathock if you do. I might turn you into something else funny though. I can't swear I won't, but definitely not a frathock, which is a big deal since they are my favorite." Jester tells you, "Okay bye now."

Jester tells you, "Listen up! You will all die when I sing the final song. I have to practice because they make me and I'm going to give a concert while it eats. It likes dinner music apparently."

Jester tells you, "It's a very special time. It's not often the puppet gets to meet the puppeteer."

Jester tells you, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! If I had known. But I can't close my eyes anymore unless I see it and I can't sleep lest it take me over. I'm sorry..."

Jester tells you, "Why won't you leave me alone? Let me die. Please! Please stop talking! Lalalalalalalalalalala! I can't hear you! LALALA!"

Jester tells you, "The lalalas are back. They're playing games behind my eyes. Go away! I don't want to do that! I just want to be alone for awhile."

Jester tells you, "Laylana! Where did you go? I think this is where I'm supposed to meet you. Shut up all you lalas! I need to warn her. So close! Just beneath us."

Jester tells you, "Long miles of flesh. Eyes to see in the dark places. Gaping maws to eat the world. Lalalalalala!"