Prof. Stubbins

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Prof Stubbins stands next to the Sizematron in the North East wing on the Marketplace. He sells "Growth" and "Degrowth" tokens which when given to the Sizematron will grow or shrink your character.

Each token costs 50 trade notes (250,000)

Prof Stubbins


Sizematron Extended Growth Token will set your character to 1.2 scale (20% larger than average)

Sizematron Growth Token will set your character to 1.1 scale (10% larger than average)

Sizematron Average Token will set you to "standard human height" (does not apply to Lugians or Empyreans, their default scale is 1.2)

Sizematron Degrowth Token will set your character to .9 scale (10% smaller than average)

Sizematron Extended Degrowth Token will set your character to .8 scale (20% smaller than average)


--- please note, if you are already a "taller race" such as Lugian or Empyrean, you can not get any larger, and if you ever decide to "reset" your standard height, you must purchase the "Extended Growth" token to do so.---


Prof Stubbins tells you, "Welcome to my Sizematron token emporium"

Prof Stubbins tells you, "I wise choice! Don't forget the fine print."

Prof Stubbins tells you, "Don't forget I'm not held liable for anything that happens!"